Nick Kiefert has a way with the girls. Tim Orchard is not fond of the Leek Road Venue. Nick often took girls back to Doulton from the LRV to play scrabble and get to know each other etc. Except one night, things took an eventful twist. After a lovely evening at the lrv, Nick took a girl back to Doulton, oblivious to the drama and confusion that would soon follow. With all the Doulton sound asleep, Nick's girl went to the toilet, but this was not an ordinary trip to the toilet.
Nick's girl got very lost on her way back from the toilet, down the relatively tiny corridor that is the top floor of Doulton. I awoke some time during this and on my way to the bathroom, and saw a blonde girl looking rather bewildered. I ignored her, because I really needed the bathroom. During this time though, it seemed the girl had lost Nick's room, and therefore went on a pretty mental mission to find it. She naturally started by going the opposite way to which she came, which led her, to Tim's room.
Upon walking into Tim's room, she realised a mistake had been made. Poor terrified Tim, had no idea what was going on. The morning after, Nick told us this girl had apparantly been searching for his room for "hours", a puzzling amount of time considering the thirteen rooms that made up the top floor, which means Nick's girl could literally have walked into anyone's room, for any amount of time. Tim was eventually ok after his ordeal, and has continued to live a full and healthy life. Another lesson, for all you kids, don't do drugs.
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
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what a mental girl, i love that she started by going the opposite way! keep up the good writing
ReplyDeleteaww poor tim, but i'd love to have seen his face when she walked in!
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